Your sex horoscope for 2022 is here, and things are about to get steamy

There's A LOT to look forward to in the pleasure department

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The stars are making some steamy predictions! Your sex horoscope, 2022 edition, has officially dropped, and it looks like there's a lot to look forward to in the pleasure department. 

After scanning your love horoscope, you might as well explore how things will play out in the bedroom, too. LoveHoney and celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly have you covered. 

Not only does Kelly provide an in-depth look into each zodiac sign's steamy encounters, but LoveHoney complements her findings with product recommendations: three different types of vibrators and sex toys for each forecast. Even better? The company's selections are meant to cater to all genders. 

Curious what the stars are saying about sex? Take a look below, where we'll fill you in on Kelly's prophecy and a few of the great LoveHoney gadget picks. 



Your sex horoscope 2022: What to expect

Aquarius

Right now, it's all about you, Aquarius, so don't sweep your needs under the rug. Since Saturn has moved into your sign until 2023, you're feeling an extra dose of confidence. Embrace it, whether that means finding a new sexual routine or even a new partner. 

"However you choose to celebrate desire, make sure it honestly and accurately reflects your innate spirit," Kelly recommends. 

We-Vibe Chorus ( $199

We-Vibe Chorus ($199, £179)

A couples' toy with touch-sensitive receptors powered by AnkorLink technology to provide a shared orgasm.   

Pisces

Jupiter is making its way back to you this year, Pisces, and you'll feel more inclined to set intentions and embrace all that you desire at your core...even in the bedroom. 

"Sex magic is the perfect way for you to connect with body, soul and spirit, so don’t be afraid to experiment with synchronizing your extrasensory abilities with your physical desires," Kelly says. 

We-Vibe Moxie ( $129

We-Vibe Moxie ($129, £119)

Fasten moxie in your panties for sensual vibrations wherever you may be. The app-controlled vibrator is waterproof. 

Aries

When Jupiter swings through Pisces from October 28 to December 20, the bold and fierce Aries will feel incredibly lucky in all areas of life. Kelly says this fire sign will be inclined to explore during this time, if you catch our drift. 

Womanizer, Liberty ( $99

Womanizer, Liberty ($99, £89)

A travel-friendly, waterproof clitoral stimulator with six intensity levels. 

Taurus

The eclipse season (April 30, May 16, October 25 and November 28) will bring transformation to Taurus, but since this is a sign that likes predictability, channeling celestial ruler Venus, the planet of love and beauty, is the best way to make sure all desires are fulfilled. 

"Nothing is more grounding than physicality, so Taurus’ desire truly luxurious experiences: Lighting soft candles, running an oil-filled bath or caressing deliciously scented moisturizer (or lubricant) is the perfect way to relax and unwind," Kelly says.

We-Vibe Touch X ( $99

We-Vibe Touch X ($99, £89)

A small vibrator that is known for its earthshaking yet whisper-quiet vibrations. 

Gemini

Mars will go retrograde in Gemini on October 30, and this is a reason to "tap into verbosity."

"This air sign is renowned for its clever nature, and likewise, is aroused by sexy banter, witticisms and lots of experimentation," Kelly says. "In the year ahead, try incorporating erotic games into your foreplay."

We-Vibe Ditto ( $129

We-Vibe Ditto ($129, £109)

A waterproof, rechargeable anal plug with vibrations in 10 different patterns. 

Cancer

Don't scurry away from what's ahead, Crab. When Jupiter and Pisces go in Neptune on April 8, you'll want to take note. 

"Although this celestial milestone will only last a single day, the impact will be felt for many weeks both before (in the build-up) and after (during the dissemination). Likewise, this is an excellent time to tap into your innate passions and desires," Kelly says. 

Womanizer Classic 2 ( $129

Womanizer Classic 2 ($129, £119)

The waterproof Womanizer is equipped with Pleasure Air Technology and a second stimulator head for comfortable sizing.

Leo

Plenty of changes are underway for Leos, so it's important to make sure to get the necessary attention. 

"When it comes to sex, extravagant lions love to show off," Kelly says. "These theatrical fire signs love to entertain an audience, which is why the biggest turn-on for any Leo is to feel wanted. Leo is associated with the heart and spine, so light caresses down Leo’s back will be sure to make this erotic wildcat purr."

We-Vibe Pivot ( $109

We-Vibe Pivot ($109, £79)

A vibrating, waterproof ring that fits between both partners during sex. 

Virgo

Now is not the time to be shy, Virgo.

"Most notably, on April 12, Jupiter will join forces with dreamy Neptune, sending shockwaves through this chart and unlocking unexpected fantasies," Kelly predicts. 

Buckle up!

Womanizer Starlet 3 ( $79

Womanizer Starlet 3 ($79, £69)

A compact clitoral stimulator with Pleasure Air Technology. 

Libra

When Jupiter makes its way over to Pisces towards the end of 2022, Libras will feel willing to connect on a meaningful level. 

"How can you continue to emphasize pleasure, partnership and passion within your interpersonal bonds," Kelly asks. "Although Libras are extraordinarily generous, it’s important to remember that everything — including intimacy —is a give-and-take. Libra, you can’t be the only one putting in the work!"

Womanizer Premium 2 ( $199

Womanizer Premium 2 ($199, £169)

Considered the Prada of sex toys, the Premium 2 is a clitoral stimulator with an improved Autopilot function. 

Scorpio

This year will be one for experimentation and even kink if you're a Scorpio, according to Kelly. 

"Jupiter will be Jupiter — the planet of luck and fortune — will be moving through Pisces, a like-minded water sign, throughout 2022, activating the area of your chart associated with love, romance and creativity."

We-Vibe Melt ( $149

We-Vibe Melt ($149, £119)

Pleasure Air clitoral stimulator meant to fit between two partners. 

Sagittarius

Why not get frisky in "unexpected" places this year, Sag?

"You’re a wild stallion, Sag baby — embrace your desires," Kelly says. 

We-Vibe Nova 2 ( $149

We-Vibe Nova 2 ($149, £149 £149)

A toy meant to stimulate your clitoris and g-spot simultaneously.

Capricorn

It's time to embrace solo fun, Caps. 

'Sex and masturbation are the perfect ways for this serious earth sign to relax, unwind, and—frankly—have a little fun," Kelly says. "So long as this lust is counterbalanced, 2022 is the perfect year to turn up the heat."

Womanizer, Premium Echo ( $199

Womanizer, Premium Echo ( $199, £169)

Twelve intensity levels, USB-rechargeable and splash-proof using pleasure air technology. 

For other ways to turn up the heat in 2022, be sure to explore the recently released list of most Googled sex positions

Danielle Valente
Danielle Valente

Danielle is a writer for My Imperfect Life, where she particularly enjoys covering lifestyle and entertainment news. She was previously the editor of Time Out New York Kids and a news editor at Elite Daily. When she's not working, you can find her reading a good book and enjoying a cup of coffee. Follow her @dvwrites.